
Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

Robin Askwith
Timmy Lea

Anthony Booth
Sid Noggett

Doris Hare
Mrs. Lea

Bill Maynard
Mr. Walter Lea

Sheila White
Rosie Noggett
Colin Crompton
Fred Roughage

Liz Fraser
Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk

Linda Hayden
Brigitte Dubois

John Junkin
Mr. William Whitemonk

Lance Percival
Lionel

Nicola Blackman
Blackbird
Nicholas Bond-Owen
Kevin

Caroline Ellis
Glad

Sue Upton
Reen
Penny Meredith
Married Woman
David Auker
Alberto Smarmi
Mike Savage
Kevin's Dad
Janet Edis
Kevin's Mum
Deborah Brayshaw
Go Cart Girl
Kim Hardy
Announcer
Norman Cohen
Christopher Wood
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