Julie Strain

Ivanna Dance / Demanda

Lloyd Kaufman

The Crap Keeper / Dad / Tromantis (voice)

Arban Ornelas

Soul Stripper (as Arban)

Masuimi Max

Sexy Asian Vampire

Kevin Eastman

Travis Dance

Rob Zazzali

Timmy

Joel Himelhoch

Chief Doublestump

Elwood Carlisle

Private Dick Sam Black

Jorge Garcia

Racoon Head

Randy Sklar

News Anchor

Jason Sklar

News Anchor

Debbie Rochon

Zelda Lipschitz / Herself

Joe Fleishaker

Michael Herz / 500 Pound Candygramm

James Gunn

Himself

Elizabeth Johnson

James' Assistant

India Allen

Sally Sterks

Ronn Surels

Deke the Red Herring

Antonia Dorian

Larry the Stripper

Isabelle Stephen

Lesbian Art Student #1

Kelli Powers

Lesbian Art Student #2