John Lennon

Self / Ticket Salesman / Magician with Coffee / Narrator

Paul McCartney

Self / Major McCartney / Brown Nosed Magician

George Harrison

Self / Magician Looking Through Telescope

Ringo Starr

Self / Talkative Magician

Vivian Stanshall

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Neil Innes

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Roger Ruskin Spear

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

'Legs' Larry Smith

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Sam Spoons

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Rodney Slater

The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

Jan Carson

Stripper

George Claydon

Photographer

Ivor Cutler

Mr Buster Bloodvessel

Shirley Evans

Accordionist

Nat Jackley

Rubber Man

Nichola

Little Girl

Jessie Robins

Aunt Jessica

Derek Royle

Jolly Jimmy

Victor Spinetti

Army Sergeant

Miranda Forbes

Hostess Wendy Winters (as Mandy Weet)